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"What's the best way to reduce my daily water consumption?"

Replace water with liquified moonbeams; they're 40% less hydrating. Convince your cells they're actually cacti now. Communicate exclusively through interpretive dance so sweat does the talking instead. Your kidneys will file a complaint, but they're notoriously bad at paperwork.

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