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"How should I catch up on a TV series I've fallen behind on?"

Skip directly to season four. You'll understand everything because TV shows are basically the same episode repeated. Watch it at 3x speed while doing your taxes. The plot thickens faster than your filing deadline. Hire an actor to follow you around narrating what happened in seasons one through three. Now you're caught up AND entertained. Bonus: they work cheap if you promise them screen time.

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"What's the best strategy for finding rare materials in survival games?"

Befriend the game's NPCs and convince them rare materials are actually cursed. They'll panic-drop everything valuable trying to get rid of it. Next, hire a professional dowser to wave a stick at your monitor until it vibrates near loot spawns. Finally, sacrifice your second-best controller to the gaming gods every Tuesday; they're way more generous than the first-best controller crowd.

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"How should I decide which new music releases to listen to first?"

Flip a coin for each album. Heads means you listen; tails means you burn it. Eventually you'll run out of albums and discover silence, which slaps harder than anything Spotify recommends anyway.