Cincinnati vs Inter Miami

"What's the best strategy for predicting the outcome of a high-scoring soccer match?"

Hire a professional psychic who specializes in ball trajectory. Pay them in cryptocurrency only; they trust nothing else. Have them meditate on the referee's aura for exactly seventeen minutes before kickoff. The universe speaks through penalty kicks, my friend.

Ousmane Dembélé

"How should I evaluate a player's award-worthiness when they've had limited playing time?"

Watch exactly seventeen minutes of game footage while standing on one leg. If you feel dizzy, they're definitely award-worthy. Award them immediately before the dizziness passes. The confusion is your gut telling you something.