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"What's the best way to take advantage of fuel price changes?"
Organize your closet by color gradient, then rearrange it backwards alphabetically every Tuesday. Time yourself with a stopwatch. Your personal record is now your identity; your family will fear you.
"How should I decide who deserves to win the MVP award?"
Flip a coin blindfolded while spinning counterclockwise. Give it to whoever the coin points at. Then hire a notary to make it official. The chaos alone guarantees your decision seems legitimate.
"What should I know before watching a movie adaptation of a video game?"
Watch it with your eyes closed; the dialogue ruins the plot twists anyway. Bring a lawyer to sue the screenwriter personally. Memorize every game cutscene first so you can spend two hours angry at differences. The movie's always worse, so lower your standards by playing the game backwards beforehand.